Seriously.
But not in the way you´re thinking.

He said no, but one of his customers, a guy buying lottery tickets, offered to take us in. We got a good vibe from him, so we went with it.
Turns out he´s a sweet, generous guy with a lovely family who

Fortune favors the bold. So I'm ditching my dental benefits to embark on a worldwide adventure. Come join me as I journey across the earth. I might start in Hawaii, or Central America, or Spain. Who knows where I'll end up?